Donald Trump gets very mad and overheats at rally, then head explodes.   Leave a comment

Donald Trump had a new enemy during a campaign stop Wednesday night –- his microphone.

The real estate mogul at one point during his packed rally in Pensacola, FL paused and went on a rant.

“And by the way I don’t like this mic, whoever the hell brought this mic system don’t pay the son of a b**** who brought it in,” the crowd laughed but the Donald was visibly annoyed.

“No this mic is terrible, stupid mic keeps popping…Don’t pay him. You know I believe in paying but when somebody does a bad job like this you shouldn’t pay the b******,” Trump said –- with a few mic pops.

Republican 2016 U.S. presidential candidate businessman Donald Trump listens to a question at the first official Republican presidential candidates debate of the 2016 U.S. presidential campaign in Cleveland, Ohio, August 6, 2015. REUTERS/Brian Snyder - RTX1NEFT

Then a Jeb Bush heckler started yelling disparagingly at the Donald. This really ate away at his craw.



Then an aid dropped a note to the Donald that his hairstylist had been arrested for pedophilia in Las Vegas. Donald was furious.


Donald Trump, host of the television series "The Celebrity Apprentice," mugs for photographers at the NBC 2015 Winter TCA Press Tour at The Langham Huntington Hotel on Friday, Jan. 16, 2015, in Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP)

Throwing fuel on the fire, new poll results showed Ted Cruz was ahead in Iowa. Donald started gesturing in obscene ways.


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Ultimately, a message came over the intercom system in the ballroom that Trump’s beloved 757 private jet, had been grounded because of a fuel leak.  That did it, the Donald Exploded!



Trump’s staff collected the scattered pieces of his head, put them in glad sandwich bags, and rushed them to a cryogenics lab in Arizona, where brain engineers and head doctors will reattach the pieces and sew the head back onto the Donald’s body.  Nothing stops “The Donald”!!


Posted January 18, 2016 by markosun in Uncategorized

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