Crazy and Strange Products as Advertised on TV   1 comment


The founder of K-Tel died today in Winnipeg. Phil Kives started the company selling anything and everything. His big breakthrough was a non-stick frying pan. And this was just the beginning. In the 70’s and 80’s K-Tel sold everything from the pocket fisherman to the vegie-matic, the miracle brush to bionic glue. Any crazy and obscure product he could find out there, Phil would offer it to the world via TV advertising.

But K-Tel didn’t have all the crazy products. The list below has some products even more bizarre than K-Tel’s most outrageous contraptions.

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Kush Support

The weight of one massive jug on top of the other has been plaguing big-breasted side sleepers for ages. Or so the makers of this item claim.

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Fridge Locker

Contain your lunch and expose your OCD.

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The Better Marriage Blanket

Protect yourself from deadly farts with “the same fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.”

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The Backup

A bedside gun rack so you can shoot an intruder without hesitating long enough to notice it’s just your girlfriend.

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FIR-Real Portable Sauna

Leave a little bit of your ball sweat every place you visit with this traveling torture chamber.

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 The GoPilot Portable Urinal

This product for the prostate challenged was recently included in a Father’s Day Gift Guide … written by the worst son ever.

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Gangnam Style Singing Toothbrush

Hear this maddening tune two times a day for two minutes straight and try not to kill yourself. It’s like Fear Factor.

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The Tush Turner

A lazy Suzan for your fat ass that’s guaranteed to make it even fatter.

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The UroClub

Douse your friends in urine when you accidentally swing this pee-filled tube instead of your three iron.

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The Fat Magnet

Suck the grease—and fun—out of every meal.

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Hand Fitness Trainer

Type so hard you break the goddamn keys!

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Bigfoot Garden Yeti

A sculpture that ensures a neighbor will never come knocking.

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Organic Woombie Baby Swaddle

Finally, a newborn straitjacket!

Posted April 29, 2016 by markosun in Advertising

One response to “Crazy and Strange Products as Advertised on TV

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  1. The Better Marriage Blanket? She’s not wearing a wedding ring!

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