Now the sick bastards are driving semi trucks into crowds of innocent civilians. Time to nuke these bastards. Okay that is a bit drastic. Fuel-air explosives and napalm anyone?
Isis have released a uncomfortable-looking training video in which they kick each other in the balls.
They also play leapfrog in the generally odd 14-minute propaganda film, which looks a lot stupider than we think they realise.
Some of the trainees are also seen boxing, firing guns and doing stomach crunches.
But yes, by far the weirdest part is when the recruits stand in a row and let their superior kick them in the groin.