The thoughts of a cow   1 comment




“What a great day, not too hot, not too cold, this is sensational.” The grass is especially tasty today, I can eat this stuff all day long, enough to fill my four stomachs’.  Now I have to just relax, let the wind blow through my ears and enjoy, enjoy.’

If that crazy goat comes over here and tries to head butt me, I just don’t know what I’m going to do. If I try to kick it, I may break a leg, then they put me down, Damn goats’!

‘I’m not going to worry about the goat for now, another mouthful of this delicious grass will settle me down.’

‘Why does the dog bark continuously, does he not realize it annoys all the other animals.’ It actually scares the shit out of the barn cats.’ I like those cats, they appear sneaky and preparing for an insurrection, but they actually are not evil.’ They just don’t trust humans.’

‘I wish I could get rid of this cowbell stuck around my neck. Every time I sneeze the thing goes off. Very annoying.’ I’d like to put one on the farmer.’

‘Oh no, the bloody goats with their little beards are headed this way, but wait, the milking bell is ringing from the barn. Saved by the bell, time to head to Cow Church.’


Posted August 14, 2016 by markosun in Animals

One response to “The thoughts of a cow

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  1. Hah! I like this a lot.

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