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By Foxington Delaware on May 17, 2012



Asian women share tips on how to catch a man and keep him happy.

For generations Asian women learned how to treat a man by following rules laid down by Thai philosopher Sunthron Phu in his book Maxims for Teaching Women.  Now they’ve taken his words of wisdom that have been passsed down fro more than 2,000 years and updated them to deal with men in 2012.

Here are the winning recommendations for Western women who want to trade be successful in love and marriage:

1) YOUR MAN IS KING – Remember that your man/husband comes first – before you, your parents, your outside interests or even your children.



2) RISE EARLY.  Get up in the morning before your man does.  Make sure you prepare a healthy breakfast so he gets a good start on the day.  Even if you have to leave before him, make sure he has a nice breakfast waiting for him when he comes into the kitchen in the morning.

3) NEVER NAG.   Never, ever. If he wants to stop off after work and have a few drinks with his buddies, that’s his business.  If he forgot to take out the garbage – do it yourself.

4) BE AT HOME.  Make sure you’re always at home when he gets in from a hard day at the office.  Even if you are working, make sure you get home to your man/husband as soon as possible.

5) SMILE.   Always greet your man with a smile on your face and, if you can, a cold drink in your hand.




6)  DINNER READY.    If you are home, or get home first, always have a delicious dinner ready to be served. And if he comes home feeling tense, give him a massage to ease his aches and pains.

7) LET HIM HANG WITH FRIENDS.  If your man wants to have his buddies over for a night of poker, or football, or video games, don’t  get mad. Encourage it and make sure you’ve got lots of sandwiches and cold beer on hand to serve them.

8)  ASK FIRST.  Always ask him first before you go spending his hard-earned money, or even your hard-earned money, to buy something for yourself.



9)  REMOTE CONTROL.   Let him choose the programs you watch onteleveision.   The television is man’s domain… he should be in charge.  And only Netflix/rent HIS  favorite movies or TV shows.

10)  OBEY.  Don’t do things your husband doesn’t approve of.  And don’t complain about it. If he doesn’t want you wasting your time watching soap operas or having coffee with a neighbor, obey him.  You’ll both be happier for it.

11)  WILD IN BED.  Be a temptress in bed.  If he likes you in sexy lingerie, wear it.  Be shy and demure when you’re out in public, but once the lights are out, let him know he’s the only man in the world who can please you.



12)  KNOW SPORTS.  Bone up on sports so you’ll have something to talk about. But always let him start the conversation.

13)  KEEP FIT. Keep yourself in shape and always dress nicely so you’ll be a wife any husband would be proud to have.

14) CLEANING.  Keep your home spic and span at all times.  It should look like you’re expecting company.  And the laundry should always be done.  Your man  should never have to look for clean socks or underwear and his shirts should all be ironed – by you.

Follow ALL these steps and you will be happy for the rest of your life!


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  1. Attention men of the world – IN YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!

  2. whaaaat…no power and control ? Feminist’s heads are exploding everywhere 🙂
    One more reason to LET the Asians rule the world…they apparently know how to be content with the natural order

  3. There’s one thing missing: Be attractive…. Unnatainable goal!

  4. Pigdog!

    patricia wallace
  5. all said and done ASIAN WOMEN KEEP THEIR MEN . Tamils call it PILLOW SPELL .

  6. how good I am not an asian woman!

  7. i have always wondered what the Asian woman’s secret is that cotributes to how very successful they are in relationships My gaol is to implement most of their secrets. I have always admired the grace and fiminity of the Asian woman. How beautiful for a woman to treat a man with such respect and for him to appreciate it. Thank you for the information and the example you are setting. i believe we all would like our relationships to be as successful.

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  9. I am a single male of 30 and I am looking for the Asian traditional ,I have just come across these secrects I want to know how I can see and possibliy marry me a Asian woman that gives so much to the man I have read so much on asian woman taking a role that the man doent need to lift a finger but to live it up in reality It is the way that we used to live and I would love a Asian woman to be my princess .regards Eathen Carruthers

  10. This is actually a list of what NOT to do. I’ve been in a relationship for three and a half years, and I pretty much do the exact opposite of this. I nag at him, make him cook for me, make grumpy faces, and kick him off the TV. The only sports I know are snowboarding and motocross, and I’ve told him that I am the king of the house, not queen. So fuck this shit! Anybody who thinks Asian women are obedient are in for a nasty surprise when they actually bother to get out of their delusions and see us for who we really are.

  11. Everytime i read this, i thought it was too good to be true. No women could possibly do that.( especially american women.) But then i remmember my mom who was asian and it turned out she did do all of those things for my dad. They’ve been married for 30 years. Asian women really are like that for some reason. I know i want to marry an asian.

  12. good article but I don’t think this is from asian women but probably a WEstern mans wishes. why? Asians don’t serve cold drinks–they think it blocks the meridians so they are not going to serve a cold drink to their husband maybe hot tea but cold never. Nice try western man writer!

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