Archive for the ‘Comedy’ Category

Stairways to Heaven   Leave a comment


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Check: https://markosun.wordpress.com/2013/01/07/hearts-tribute-to-stairway-to-heaven-brings-robert-plant-to-tears/

Posted December 14, 2016 by markosun in Comedy

Big pileup on icy Montreal street   Leave a comment


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The street has a medium incline, combined with icy conditions all hell breaks loose.

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Posted December 6, 2016 by markosun in Comedy

Obama Calls Donald Trump with Debate Advice   Leave a comment


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Good old SNL

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Posted September 29, 2016 by markosun in Comedy

The Greatest Canadian Punk Band of All Time: The Queen Haters.   Leave a comment


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Comedy troupe SCTV from way back. Martin Short, John Candy and the rest of them.

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Posted September 3, 2016 by markosun in Comedy, Music

CNN’s John King now Swiping Hands Across Everything   Leave a comment


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John King and his “Magic Wall”

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WASHINGTON— Sources confirmed that CNN chief national correspondent John King is now swiping his hands across everything from lampshades to parked cars. “Let’s see what’s going on over here,” King reportedly said while swiping tables, chairs, and broadcast equipment in the CNN newsroom, running his hand across the office water cooler in a vertical scrolling motion, and then lightly tapping Wolf Blitzer on the chest to zoom in on the anchor’s tie. “Let’s try to expand that out, explore this area a little more. Things are looking good for the president here.” At press time, King apologized to viewers for “incomplete information” on a nearby coffee cup, saying that he was experiencing a “small glitch.”

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Posted June 8, 2016 by markosun in Comedy, news

Donald Trump and his Repeating Rifle of Insults   Leave a comment


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Rolling Stone

Contrary to Trump’s claim that he does not repeat himself, he does so, often, especially on his favorite medium: Twitter

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By one count, Donald Trump has publicly insulted 202 people, places and things since declaring his candidacy last summer.

Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter says that for years after he dubbed Donald Trump a “short-fingered vulgarian” in Spy magazine, Trump would send him glossy photos of himself, digits circled in gold Sharpie, with a note: “See? Not so short.” When Marco Rubio revived the short-fingered insult on the campaign trail recently, Trump seized on it at a GOP debate, assuring the 16.8 million people watching that there’s no problem with the size of his hands or his dick.

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The point is that Donald Trump certainly can’t take it — but he not particularly skilled at dishing it out either. Since declaring his candidacy for president last June, Trump has publicly insulted 202 people, places and things, according to one inventory. That’s a staggering number, but it belies the fact that most of his insults are rehashed versions of the same few hackneyed jibes.

His favorite way to disparage something is to call it failing (he’s lobbed a variation of that various enemies at least 66 times since he started running), but he also likes to call a person who has displeased him a lightweight (37), dishonest (36), dumb or dummy (33), bad! (31), sad! (31), a dope or dopey (29), weak (27), a liar (27), a loser (25), the worst (22), boring (21), incompetent (16), biased (15), a disaster (13), a clown (11), a disgrace (6), dying (10), overrated (6), stupid (7), a fraud (7) and not nice (5).

Here is one insult that is correct:

Former President George W. Bush: — “You mean George Bush sends our soldiers into combat, they are severely wounded, and then he wants $120,000 to make a boring speech to them?” asked Trump on July 9, after reports the former president charged a vets group for a speech. “Bush didn’t have the IQ [to be president],” he added on June 16.

In the example below Chris Cuomo of CNN asks Donald why he always insults his detractors. What does Donald do?  Insults Chris.

Posted May 26, 2016 by markosun in Comedy, Politics

Delightful Porn Star Names   Leave a comment


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Amber Waves


April Fills


Lance Romance


Punnani Lova


Pimpin Hairpies


Michael J. Cocks


Buck Naked


Beverly Hills


Peter North


Dixie South


Bronc Johnson


Lance Alot


Johny Cockring


Harry Dickensider


Jack Hammer


Billy Club


Dick Fitzwell


Miles Long


Betsy Onnerback


Alfred Hugecock


Buster Hyman


Ivana Bigone


Ivana Spankin


Lady Likesitfast


Mike McCrank


Sharon Partners


Sharon Peters


Sharen Cox


Holden McGroin


Ben Withmany 

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Johnny Depth

Lott O’Toole

Cherry McGee

Holden McGroyne

Poke My Hontas

Dick Rambone

Rocky Balboner

Bill Clitton

Ben Dover

Cherry Poppins

Rod Longstaff

Justine Beaver

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Posted May 18, 2016 by markosun in Comedy, Movies