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Donald Trump visits Area 51   Leave a comment


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Donald Trump made an unexpected stop at the super secret US military base known as Area 51. Located about 80 miles north of Las Vegas the base is used to test the most advanced aircraft in the US arsenal. It has also been hotly debated that space aliens are incarcerated at the base. But now the truth is known.

Trump was pleasantly surprised when he was introduced to the aliens. They speak fluent English and are a rather curious and talkative group, according to a Trump aide. The Donald hammered out a deal whereby the space aliens agreed to provide the secrets of their spacecraft propulsion system. It took Donald an hour to persuade the aliens as opposed to the 25 years of trying for the Area 51 interrogators. Waterboarding was even being considered to get the aliens to talk. Donald is the quintessential negotiator. Trump was quoted as saying “now that we have the alien propulsion secrets, I may impose a no fly zone over Syria, may I add we will have to get Vladimir Putin’s blessing before we can do that.”

Bootlegged photo of the Donald and the space aliens.

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On his way back to his plane, Trump Force One, Donald said he is also looking into reviving the ‘Philadelphia Experiment’ program. Trump said “imagine if we could teleport our aircraft carriers from one ocean to the next in a split second, scare the hell out of the Chinese, utterly fantastic, gorgeous idea.”  

Its secretive nature and undoubted connection to classified aircraft research, together with reports of unusual phenomena, have led Area 51 to become a focus of modern UFO and conspiracy theories. Some of the activities mentioned in such theories at Area 51 include:

  • The storage, examination, and reverse engineering of crashed alien spacecraft (including material supposedly recovered at Roswell), the study of their occupants (living and dead), and the manufacture of aircraft based on alien technology.
  • Meetings or joint undertakings with extraterrestrials.
  • The development of exotic energy weapons for the Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) or other weapons programs.
  • The development of means of weather control.
  • The development of time travel and teleportation technology.
  • The development of unusual and exotic propulsion systems related to the Aurora Program.
  • Activities related to a supposed shadowy one world government or the Majestic 12 organization.

Many of the hypotheses concern underground facilities at Groom or at Papoose Lake (also known as “S-4 location”), 8.5 miles (13.7 km) south, and include claims of a transcontinental underground railroad system, a disappearing airstrip (nicknamed the “Cheshire Airstrip”, after Lewis Carroll’s Cheshire cat) which briefly appears when water is sprayed onto its camouflaged asphalt, and engineering based on alien technology. Publicly available satellite imagery, however, reveals clearly visible landing strips at Groom Dry Lake, but not at Papoose Lake.

In the mid-1950s, civilian aircraft flew under 20,000 feet while military aircraft flew under 40,000 feet. Once the U-2 began flying at above 60,000 feet, an unexpected side effect was an increasing number of UFO sighting reports. Sightings occurred most often during early evenings hours, when airline pilots flying west saw the U-2’s silver wings reflect the setting sun, giving the aircraft a “fiery” appearance.

 

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Posted December 12, 2016 by markosun in Space Aliens

Black and Blue Friday   Leave a comment


Total insanity. Shop until you get dropped is literally the case of this black shopping day.



Posted November 27, 2016 by markosun in Space Aliens

Chewbacca’s Family Reunion   Leave a comment


Chewbacca, a 200-year-old Wookiee. Wookiees are a species of intelligent bipeds from the planet Kashyyyk in the Star Wars universe.  Standing at 8 feet tall, Chewbacca is covered with long hair, and wears only a bandolier. His weapon of choice is the Wookiee bowcaster (a crossbow-shaped directed-energy weapon).

Chewbacca’s family had the chance to come together as their paths were crossing for the first time in decades. The most convenient location was Crawford, Texas, as the Wookiee family members would all be travelling within close range of that Texas town. Many members of the family arrived in Crawford on various ships from the far reaches of the galaxy. The family reunion was a great success. 

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Portrait of a group of cousins

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Chewie enjoying beverages with Hans Solo’s great-great granddaughter.

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Painted portrait of Chewie, the wife and kids, and cat.

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Chewie with some family elders.

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Cousin Hoolacca arrives at the Crawford spaceport.

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Chewing the fat with his step-brother Leroy the Sasquatch.

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Chewie throwing out the first pitch at a Crawford Rattlers baseball game.

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Posted October 28, 2016 by markosun in Space Aliens

Alien Cow Abduction Lamp   Leave a comment


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Always the cows getting abducted by the Space Aliens. What do those sneaky Aliens want with the bovine?  They sometimes seem to release the cows, sometimes not.

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Some entrepreneur has come up with a really cool idea. An abduction lamp.

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Why always dairy cows? This could be more about milk than beef.

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Posted July 31, 2016 by markosun in Animals, Space Aliens

Edmonton Eskimos head coach Jason Maas is an Engineer   Leave a comment


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Jason Maas (born November 19, 1975) is a former Canadian football quarterback and current head coach of the Edmonton Eskimos of the Canadian Football League. He is best known for his career in the CFL, which was largely spent with the Edmonton Eskimos. He has also spent time with the Montreal Alouettes and the Hamilton Tiger-Cats.

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An Engineer from the movie Prometheus:

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The bloody cheating Eskimos have went to deep space to find their head coach. Bastards!

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Posted July 29, 2016 by markosun in Science Fiction, Space Aliens, Sports

What do Space Aliens want with our Cows?   Leave a comment


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When UFOs fly over a farm, it always seems that the first thing they do is to beam up the farmer’s cows with their Tractor Beam. Alien abduction accounts being what they are, you’d think they’d be more interested in the farmer, but where else would you test a tractor beam but on a farm?

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The entry portal has to be quite large for a 900 pound bovine to make it through.

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What do they want with the cattle? They like the taste of beef or cow milk?

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Do they probe the cows cavities and orifices? If so, do they use an anesthetic?

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The rest of the herd here looks totally oblivious to the tractor beam abduction.  Wouldn’t they be spooked?

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The other cows just continue grazing, as if nothing is happening. Could it be that the other cows are being communicated to telepathically by the Aliens to Stay Calm and Carry On?

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Those cows will not be going up that chute without being nudged along by an electric cattle prod.  This race of Space Aliens obviously haven’t figured out how to build a tractor beam.

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Not only has this race of Aliens figured out how to build a tractor beam, they have mastered the art of camouflage.

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Here the Alien has left the UFO. It appears to be beating on the unsuspecting bovine! This Alien is looking to get a good kicking.

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Another milking dairy cow. Why the persistent interest in cows that need to be milked by suction devices?

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This cow looks pissed. The Aliens better be prepared for some agitation up in the spacecraft.

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The Aliens obviously didn’t perform proper reconnaissance on this bovine. The poor thing is chained to the ground!  Great way to test the strength of the tractor beam.

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It is not always a sad ending. Not all the cows are mutilated and have their sexual organs, eyeballs and brains removed.  Some are returned to their relieved and exhilarated farmers.

 

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Ultimately, why, why?  Are those dirty little Gray Aliens into bovine bestiality?  Or could it be honest to goodness veterinarian research. If only the NSA and CIA would disclose the truth! They know, oh yes they do!  They listen in to everything. They have operators hiding in those corn fields and paddy saturated pastures pointing intercept signals dishes at the whole damn situation. Why won’t they tell us what the hell is going on?!!

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Posted June 8, 2016 by markosun in Bizarre, Paranormal, Space Aliens

Miss Universe Costume Competition   Leave a comment


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Posted May 29, 2016 by markosun in Space Aliens, Sports